I have happily called Seattle my home for more than a decade, and I am constantly in wonder at the people, places, and events that create the verve and nerve that drives innovation and social change here, often modeling for other cities what can happen if we put the environment and people first instead of money and position. So it was with wonder that I have been watching helicopters install the new signage for the remodeled King Dome, at Seattle Center.

The new hockey team is called The Kracken. Jeff Bezos purchased the naming rights for the new space and, in a breath of fresh air, eschewed emblazoning it with “Amazon.” Instead, wanting to remind everyone of the impending climate doom, he named it “Climate Pledge Arena,” the most awkward sports venue name of my lifetime, but nonetheless admirable - especially if he stands by his pledge to treat the earth - including his thousands of workers - with respect.

So here’s my letter to Jeff - I know he’s a busy man, but I do think he may be in need of help if “Climate Pledge Arena” is the best his team can do. What, did he hire the same team that decided “Build Back Better” was the Best They Could Do?

Dear Jeff Bezos:

Thank you for your continued support of efforts to mitigate climate change and educate people about it. I do think “Climate Pledge Arena” could use a little improvement, so if you want some help ever want some ideas for new names that still remind us all how serious we need to be about climate change, let me know. I’ve gotten started already:

1. Inevitable Extinction Pavilion

2. Climate Catastrophe Coliseum (aka Triple C!)

3. Global Warming Amphitheater

4. We’re Fucked Park

My partner Bruce also has a suggestion that would make for a long acronym but seems most apt:

Impending Mass-Extinction Ice Oval; Too Late to Start Making a Fuss Now, Damage Done Long Ago, So Live your Best Life and Make a Quick Buck While You Can ARENA

What’s your favorite? And are you hiring, Jeff?

Love,

Kat